31 Março 2026
Olha esse trecho da entrevista da Erika Hilton ao Roda Viva que acabou há pouco. “Tem gente que se diz pastor, mas, na prática, é cafetão da fé. Lucra com o medo e a esperança das pessoas para encher o próprio bolso.” Corte do meu amigo @brunoguzzo. pic.twitter.com/AeqybbXAMi
— GugaNoblat (@GugaNoblat) March 31, 2026
🇺🇸 A porta-voz da Casa Branca, Karoline Leavitt diz que se os negociadores iranianos que não concordarem com os termos de Trump, terão o mesmo destino que os anteriores, “que já não estão no planeta Terra, porque mentiram aos EUA.” pic.twitter.com/7zYTSdTpdJ
— geopol•pt (@GeopolPt) March 31, 2026
Depois de três anos, a Justiça do Rio resolveu anular as multas de cerca de R$ 16 milhões aplicadas a Neymar pelas obras na mansão em Mangaratiba, e é difícil engolir essa decisão.
— Beta Bastos (@roberta_bastoss) March 31, 2026
A justificativa foi falta de provas técnicas, ausência de vistoria adequada e erros no processo.… pic.twitter.com/dlpqAZ0AWj
El Gobierno de España condena la pena de muerte contra palestinos que acaba de aprobar el parlamento de Israel. Se trata de una medida asimétrica que no se aplicaría a los israelíes que cometieran los mismos delitos.
— Pedro Sánchez (@sanchezcastejon) March 31, 2026
Mismo crimen, distinta pena.
Eso no es justicia. Es un…
A video published by a Palestinian content creator shows a group of children carefully lifting their doll on a stretcher to reenact a funeral as they play together in a displacement camp in Gaza. pic.twitter.com/qGLNUYwUUw
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) March 31, 2026
🇺🇸 Desde que lançou a guerra de agressão contra o Irão há um mês, Trump já declarou 12 vezes que a guerra estava prestes a terminar. pic.twitter.com/LU29KOkgdQ
— geopol•pt (@GeopolPt) March 31, 2026
🇮🇷🇺🇸🇰🇼 Imagens de satélite mostram diversas instalações da base militar dos EUA "Camp Buering" no Kuwait destruídas após ataques de mísseis e drones iranianos.
— Análise Geopolítica (@AnaliseGeopol) March 31, 2026
Hangares, alojamentos, ginásio de esportes, armazéns, a central elétrica e outras instalações foram danificadas. pic.twitter.com/kzZiNnEgxv
Secretary of State Marco Rubio told Al Jazeera the US will keep backing regional allies under Iranian attacks on energy sites, embassies and airports. But Trump may ask Arab states to pay billions for the war. Analyst @z_alkinani says Israel, not the Gulf, should foot the bill. pic.twitter.com/BuFdqkK4XB
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) March 31, 2026
A turma que quer alugar (ou doar) o Brasil para os EUA não começou com os filhos do Bolsonaro em Dallas. A lava jato já foi um treino-apronto. https://t.co/fsHkoFK6iT
— xico sá (@xicosa) March 31, 2026
“During Holy Week 2025, Pope Francis was called to share in the mystery of Christ’s passion. No one knows whether he had some premonition that it would be his final week, but one thing was certain: He prepared himself for it.” @jae_journalist https://t.co/C3BUbm6NpK
— Austen Ivereigh (@austeni) March 31, 2026
Carlos Viana teria ocultado envio de emenda à Fundação Oásis, da Lagoinha de André Valadão, em Capim Branco, município de pouco mais de 10 mil habitantes.
— Zé (@seontasa) March 30, 2026
Ong recebeu R$ 3,7 milhões e teria atendido a apenas 5 idosos da cidade.https://t.co/f0RDQNI2qh
This morning, Israeli occupation forces raided and thoroughly searched a Palestinian home in the town of Kafr Al-Dik in the central occupied West Bank, wreaking havoc throughout the property and terrorizing residents, including children. pic.twitter.com/HkNzk12473
— Quds News Network (@QudsNen) March 31, 2026
Diferentemente do que muitos pensam, a CIA não é apenas um lugar macabro, com envolvimento em golpes de Estado e tráfico de drogas (os aviões a serviço da CIA faziam tráfico para os líderes do fake Vietnã do Sul, por exemplo).
— Luiz Carlos Azenha (@AzenhaLuiz) March 30, 2026
A CIA só recruta gente na Ivy League, nas escolas…
Creen que las palabras no pueden dañar el orden internacional como lo hacen las bombas. Se equivocan. Cuando de normas se trata, las palabras construyen mundos.
— Pedro Sánchez (@sanchezcastejon) March 31, 2026
Os comparto mi artículo en defensa del multilateralismo que publica este mes @mdiplo:https://t.co/gAATjTC81A
Deputado disse que quebraram o sigilo do filho do Lula e não acharam nada e agora precisa quebrar o sigilo do Flávio Bolsonaro para provar que ele é honesto. pic.twitter.com/Wd0ngjlfZf
— Pedro Ronchi (@PedroRonchi2) March 31, 2026
Absolute panic in Washington. Trump is reportedly begging to end the disastrous war even if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed. Meanwhile, Iran brilliantly struck a Kuwaiti oil tanker in Dubai. The Pentagon's strategy is completely collapsing in real time. pic.twitter.com/6ekVdl2BGM
— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 31, 2026
N.Y.U. Closes Its Abu Dhabi Campus as Iran Vows Retaliation for Strikes
— Oliver Stuenkel 🇧🇷 (@OliverStuenkel) March 30, 2026
After a university in Tehran was struck during the war, Iranian leaders said that the outposts of U.S. schools were “legitimate targets.”https://t.co/6R3N9BFQtb
Kkkkkk. Comediante Patrick Maia debochando de Flávio Bolsonaro, o entreguista. pic.twitter.com/bKXTt9ViUn
— GugaNoblat (@GugaNoblat) March 30, 2026
NEW: On Monday, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt rejected Pope Leo XIV’s claim that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war.
— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) March 30, 2026
Within hours of the first American pope’s Palm Sunday homily, a coordinated pushback had erupted across MAGA media arguing…
Israel plans to set up a buffer zone inside southern Lebanon and maintain control of the entire area up to the Litani River, Israel’s Defence Minister Israel Katz says.
— Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) March 31, 2026
🔴LIVE updates: https://t.co/sPgeips52l pic.twitter.com/hli9lFNTie
But before Easter, Jesus was tortured, brutalized and executed by the state. On the Cross, he united his suffering with all people who suffer, then and now. And after the Resurrection, the Risen Christ completely rejected vengeance or violence. The message of Easter is peace. https://t.co/RKxW5uw16y
— James Martin, SJ (@JamesMartinSJ) March 31, 2026
Brazil's president, Lula, on the need for UN Security Council reform: "Excessive power and instability go hand in hand. A world without rules is an insecure world, where anyone can be the next victim." https://t.co/bg6SNJuKXD
— Kenneth Roth (@KenRoth) March 30, 2026
Pope Francis was attacked by Trumpians.
— Massimo Faggioli (@MassimoFaggioli) March 31, 2026
Pope Leo's statements are mostly ignored and dismissed. https://t.co/CIfMKLYDYF
Leavitt at the press briefing today: "Could you hear our 'amen' in there? We just had a little loud prayer as a team. In this Holy Week, President Trump and the First Lady are joining in prayer with Christians celebrating the resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." pic.twitter.com/Y6NJTJO5Tu
— Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) March 30, 2026
Mal se lançou candidato e Flavio Bolsonaro já adotou discurso golpista EXATAMENTE como o pai. E tem muita gente ainda brincando de chama-lo de moderado e normalizar sua candidatura. pic.twitter.com/5JYeJPiwYw
— Romulo Dias 🇧🇷 (@RomuloBDias) March 30, 2026
🚨 Holy shit, catastrophic 12 hours for Israel and the US:
— 🇺🇸 Ronald Carter (@USronaldcarter) March 30, 2026
– Iran bombed Israel's TEVA PHARMACEUTICAL FACTORY — the largest generic drug manufacturer on Earth. Chemical leaks. Secondary explosions. Factory burning.
– Iran knocked an Israeli POWER PLANT in the Negev completely… pic.twitter.com/zrzjVoSRiW
“Bate na cara, espanca até matar; arranca a cabeça e joga ela no mar. E o interrogatório é muito fácil de fazer; eu pego o inimigo e dou porrada até morrer.”
— Talíria Petrone (@taliriapetrone) March 30, 2026
É estarrecedor que crianças e pré-adolescentes tenham sido flagrados uniformizados entoando esse cântico de extermínio… pic.twitter.com/KgPnEr3Myl
O professor de Relações Internacionais Leonardo Trevisan no UOL disse que o Irã mostrou muita capacidade pra responder os ataques dos Estados Unidos.
— Julio Freiress 🇧🇷 (@JFreiress_) March 30, 2026
"Olha, essa técnica pode ser muito eficiente para vender apartamento em Manhattan, mas eu não sei se vale para um regime como o… pic.twitter.com/oEIyh1zBOd
🇺🇸 Erik Prince, fundador da Blackwater, alerta contra uma invasão terrestre dos EUA ao Irão. “Eles não são árabes, são arianos, uma nação altamente inteligente e altamente habilidosa na arte da guerra. Não seria o passeio que se viu com o exército iraquiano.” pic.twitter.com/KQyNcAVSo3
— geopol•pt (@GeopolPt) March 30, 2026
🇺🇸 Trump retira-se da conferência de imprensa de forma urgente, à medida que manifestantes se aproximavam da Casa Branca e ouviam-se tiros na sequência dos maiores protestos da história dos EUA contra as suas políticas.pic.twitter.com/VC67cfCSxX
— geopol•pt (@GeopolPt) March 30, 2026
Trump Claims ‘Regime Change’ in Iran Is Already Complete https://t.co/FzqiiZKqrO
— Oliver Stuenkel 🇧🇷 (@OliverStuenkel) March 30, 2026
Absolute insanity. The Trump administration is openly threatening to obliterate Iran's civilian electric grids and desalination plants. They are literally planning massive war crimes to deprive millions of drinking water while claiming they want peace. Pure evil. pic.twitter.com/sm4gbW9nlF
— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 30, 2026
This is deeply sad. Syrian Patriarchs have announced that there will be no public or outdoor Easter celebrations this year, following attacks on Christian communities in Syria by Islamist extremists.
— Ihab Hassan (@IhabHassane) March 30, 2026
“On the occasion of the upcoming feasts, the Patriarchs extended their… pic.twitter.com/nAH3GuvmCD
Outside the Knesset, Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir hailed the passage of the death penalty law for Palestinian detainees as a historic move, adding, “Soon we’ll count them one by one.” pic.twitter.com/SC8yxdSnVI
— Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده (@RamAbdu) March 30, 2026
Notaram onde começou o périplo do Rachadinha, né? Beijou mão em Israel, nas ditaduras do Golfo e agora faz delivery nos EUA. Se houver de fato intervenção eleitoral externa em 2026, será clandestina. Nas eleições de 1962, a CIA despejou uma montanha de dinheiro no Brasil para…
— Luiz Carlos Azenha (@AzenhaLuiz) March 30, 2026
Did you know two Palestinian Muslim families have been custodians of Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre for centuries?
— Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 (@hippyygoat) March 30, 2026
Since the 7th century, one family opens and closes the church while the Joudeh family safeguards its keys—a 1,300-year tradition symbolising trust,… pic.twitter.com/KZiUIyV06f
Every time the pope articulates a position rooted in Catholic teaching, the same constellation of commentators, officials, and satirists mobilize to discredit him — not by engaging his theology but by insisting he has no right to speak.
— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) March 30, 2026
Leavitt’s response at the podium is the…
Reporter: The Pope said, "God does not listen to the prayer of those who wage war." Can you comment on that?
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 30, 2026
Leavitt: Our nation was a nation founded 250 years ago almost on Judeo-Christian values. And we have seen presidents, the leaders of the department of war, and our… pic.twitter.com/mRkcbgAPLu
BREAKING: The Israeli army is raiding the city of Ramallah right now. This is the city center—just 300 meters from the Palestinian Authority headquarters and 500 meters from President Mahmoud Abbas’s residence. pic.twitter.com/VHF9k5P62F
— Ihab Hassan (@IhabHassane) March 30, 2026
Today is Holy Monday - the day Jesus threw the merchants and money changers out of the temple. He was incensed at them for commercialising a house of prayer.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 30, 2026
What would Jesus think of those on this site who see religion as a way to spread hatred and make money? pic.twitter.com/aVi8X0Qz90
Barack Obama says the person he most wants to meet is Pope Leo XIV — a fellow Chicagoan and White Sox fan.
— Christopher Hale (@ChristopherHale) March 30, 2026
Now, Vatican officials and President Obama’s team are working on making it happen.
Donald Trump hasn't even spoken to the pope. Obama may meet him first.…